6/18/16: The Great Gatsby (1974)

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 “On 9/5/09, the Saturday before Labor Day, we had my daughter Kimmie’s High School Graduation Party in our little backyard. Our good friend Brett Connors of Flipper Dave  Brett  was there. ‘Summer’s almost over, Brett.’, I told ‘im. ‘It’s sad, isn’t it? In 2 weeks it will be the Autumnal Equinox. In the Autumn, my mood is very different. Makes you want to, I don’t know, reach out & hold it back.’ ‘There’ll be other summers. How ’bout a swim? Let’s go to the Lake.’ While there he invited me to Jill & Bill’s Day Before Labor Day Party the next day.

Flipper Dave FD  was playin’ & goofy Ralph Ralph would be sittin’ in on percussion. Well we went & when we got there, I’d never been to a place like it: Gatsby - Mansion Mansion on a hill; manmade lake in the backyard; screened-in pool; waiters & waitresses, butlers & maids everywhere; huge stage w/ a lighting rig & full P.A.; bars & coolers & appetizer stations; girls in bikinis; a hippie dream; oh & there was Olive. More on her later. I popped my 1st brew & got tapped on the shoulder: [Brit] ‘How do you do, Old Sport? I’m Vantine.’ I believe that very few people were actually invited to this party. They just went. They got into automobiles that bore them out to Norfolk & somehow they ended up at Bill Vantine’s door.” “Joined the comin’ par-arty” “with a simplicity of heart that was its own ticket of admission.’” That’s when Ralph happened by & introduced me to Olive, a pretty, fit, drunk platinum blonde in way too tight white spandex pants & a black spaghetti strap tank top; her bikini was soon to follow. Oh…she was also in her 70s. Gatsby - Olive [Popeye] ‘This is Olivesk. She’s coo’, but a bit muchada coug’ toe Gatsby - Toe or I’d marry ‘er. He-he-hoo’ “‘Rich girls don’t marry poor boys.’ ‘Olive is always here; probably been here since a party I threw in April. She’s an Oxford woman, Old Sport.’ ‘Like ‘ell she is. She wears white spandex pants!’ There was Flipper Dave’s music throughout that summer night. In his enchanted gardens, men & girls came & went like moths among the whispering & the champagne & shrimp cocktail & steaks & the stars. Almost everyone stayed the night in 1 of the 25+ rooms. We didn’t. And the gourmet delights didn’t stop us from hitting Torrington McDonald’s for Late Night Dollar Menu on the way home either.

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And the great parties that The Great Vantine threw were nothin’ compared to those Jack Clayton’s The Great Gatsby (Robert Redford) had in the Summer of ’22. Jay Gatsby was a secretive multi-millionaire living in a huge coastal mansion in nouveau riche West Egg, Long Island, just across the bay from old money East Egg where Tom & Daisy Buchanan (Bruce Dern & Mia Farrow) lived. Nick Carraway (Sam Waterson), Daisy’s 2nd cousin & Tom’s Yale buddy, rented the cottage next door to Gatsby that summer.

 The overriding symbol in the novel & film is the billboard advertisement for Dr. T.J. Eckleburg, Occulist. What does it represent? First, “oculist”, which is an ophthalmologist or optometrist, is spelled incorrectly. There is only one “c” in oculist. Spelled “o-c-c-u-l-i-s-t” reminds us of the occult. It’s missing just the 1st “t” for it to be occultist. Spelled with a “double c”, the word seems to mean seer. And that’s how George Wilson (Scott Wilson) Gatsby - Wilsonsees the billboard: As the Eyes of God, overlooking the Valley of Ashes – now Flushing Meadows, but a barren, industrial dump of a wasteland in 1922. Next, the name T.J. Eckleburg reminds us of T.S. Eliot, F. Scott Fitzgerald’s contemporary & co-American ex-patriot in Paris, whose success predated Fitzgerald’s. Gatsby was published in 1925 but takes place in 1922, the year that arguably Eliot’s greatest work, the epic poem The Waste Land was released. The Waste Land is Eliot’s reflection of the cultural & physical impact that World War I had on Europe, especially France & Germany. The name “Eckleburg” seems of German heritage. The poem is 64 pages long & dedicated to Ezra Pound, the poet that helped develop & expose Eliot, whose work soon became the more important. The dedication is for “Ezra Pound, il miglior fabbro”, “the better blacksmith” or “craftsman”, because he helped edit the poem down to the published 64 pages. Also, an oculist could be viewed as a blacksmith for the eyes. Take a look at these 2 pictures: The first is, of course, the billboard in Clayton’s Gatsby. The next one adds a little Eliot to it: The eyes on the top are Eliot’s from the photograph on the cover of his The Complete Poems and Plays; and the book is The Waste Land.

The movie won Oscars for Best Costume Design (Theoni V. Aldredge) and Nelson Riddle’s Adapted Score. The Oscar for Best Original Score went to Nino Rota & Carmine Coppola for The Godfather Part II. Carmine’s son Francis Ford was busy in ’74. He directed & co-wrote The Godfather Part II’s screenplay; wrote & directed The Conversation; and adapted Gatsby’s screenplay after original writer Truman Capote was fired.

But I digress. We were discussing the score. An original score is original music which sets the film’s mood & drives the action. The soundtrack is some or all of the film’s music packaged for sale, via CD or download these days. The 1st soundtrack was a set of 78 RPM records of the music of the 1937 Disney classic Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Gatsby - SW&7DAn adapted score combines the 2: The score is presented as previously written music set to the action; sort of a performed soundtrack & hence not an original score. So what you’ll hear in the trailer below & the film when you stream it on Netflix is period music in Nelson Riddle’s great Adapted Score for Jack Clayton’s The Great Gatsby. 4 Stars!

 

6/9/16: Jezebel (1938)

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That’s my buddy Bob ===> Meehan <=== who I’ve known since I was 10. We went to some 75 Jerry & Grateful Dead shows together. In ’07, he met controlling Priscilla & we thought we’d seen the last of him. That’s his sister Barb, who calls him Rob. She was crushed over his new relationship “She told me she treats him like a chalice: ‘A frail, delicate chalice, to be cherished & protected. Rob’s messy & Priscilla tends the house as no house has ever been tended. She’s so particular, if he leaves an article a half inch out of place or there’s a speck of dust on anything, she notices it; and I bet she flails the living daylights out of him & loves it.’ ‘Well I always say ′Spare the rod & you spoil the child.′.’ One day she asked him ‘Rob, why did you do it? Why Rob?’ ‘Because I love her.’ ‘But you had our love & gave it up. Wasn’t that more real than anything she had to give to you?’ ‘Maybe I love her most when she’s her meanest.’ ‘I’m thinkin’ of a woman called Jezebel who did evil in the sight of God.’; and he walked away. ‘Oh, don’t be cross with me, Rob. Of course, it’s your right to go with her.’ ‘I am gonna make her my wife!’ ‘Your wife? When?’ ‘Within a year!’ ′Punctuality is the politeness of kings.′, I always say. Well that didn’t happen. They broke up for a year within that year. But then in ’09, they got married. ′Better late than never.′ I always say. No friends got invited but I did get him to meet me for a drink: ‘Do you remember going to see Jerry with us, Bob?’ ‘Yes.’ ‘How much do you remember?’ ‘Every show we went to. Everything we ever said or did. But that’s passed now, Paulie. Done. Finished.’ ‘We don’t understand. You don’t have to leave her. You just have to come back home, back to all of us? You have to come back to the lazy gate of winter’s summer home. Sometimes you have to visit your country & live in your home, because this is your home; because you belong here! Nothing can change that. Bob, Listen: Can you hear them? The nuthatch noises?’ ‘Well Paulie, sometimes we ride on your horses, sometimes we walk alone. But the heart has its beaches, its homeland & songs of its own.’ Well I always say ′Let sleeping dogs lie.′ Good thing too because I got an interesting bit of news in 2011: Bob came back! 

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In William Wyler’s Jezebel, Preston’s (Henry Fonda) heart has a “song of its own” when he returns to Halcyon Plantation, outside NOLA in 1853 after a year in Boston. Her ex-fiancé Julie (Bette Davis), a strong & independent woman, has been waiting as patiently as she can to rekindle the engagement that Preston ended after her shocking behavior at NOLA’s Olympus Ball. Julie family has moved to their lazy country home as a result of a terrible outbreak of yellow fever.

I discovered something that I have been unable to find documented anywhere else. As such, I feel it is important to get it documented & therefore attain credit for its discovery before anyone else does; or worse, hears of the discovery & takes credit for it. Now, I find it amazing that what follows got by a director of Wyler’s magnitude but it did. So here it goes. At one point, Preston quotes Voltaire’s “I disagree with everything you say & I will defend to the death your right to say it”. The actual quote is “I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it”, and it is misattributed to Voltaire when actually written by Evelyn Beatrice Hall (pseudonym S.G. Tallentyre, an English writer best known for her biographies “The Life of Voltaire” from 1903 and “The Friends of Voltaire” from 1906, from which the quote is taken). What Voltaire actually said in defense of French philosopher Helvétius’ 1758 book criticizing religion & morality, On Mind, was “What a fuss about an omelette.” Why is that quote in this in the film? Why would Preston quote Voltaire? Or more properly misquote Voltaire 53 years before the quote ever existed? Because Voltaire was among the leaders of the Age of Enlightenment. That movement embodied the ideals of liberty, tolerance, freedom, separation of church & state, societal fraternity, reliance of scientific thinking & proof through experimentation, and the questioning of generally accepted religious conventions. And those ideals are exactly what gave rise to abolitionism.

Jezebel won 2 Oscars in 1939 at the 11th Academy Awards: Best Supporting Actress (Fay Baintner as Julie’s Aunt Belle); and Bette for Best Actress. On 7/19/01, Steven Spielberg purchased her Oscar at auction Christie’s, and returned it to the Academy. Jezebel was also nominated for Picture, Cinematography (Ernest Haller), and Max Steiner’s great Score. 

Steiner was born on 5/10/1888 in Vienna & died of heart failure on 12/28/71 in CA. A child prodigy of rich Jewish parents, he wrote his first operetta at 15 years of age; went to Broadway at 26 for 15 years conducting musicals of George Gershwin, Jerome Kern & others. He was one of the 1st composers to write original music for movies. His 1st movie score was 1914’s The Bondman; his final, 1965’s Those Calloways. He composed almost 250 film scores & was nominated for 24 Oscars, winning 3. He scored: King Kong; The Caine Mutiny; and Dark Victory, Gone with the Wind, and 11 others in 1939 alone. He worked with Bette Davis 21 times, including William Wyler’s Jezebel. So watch the trailer below then add it to your Netflix Queue. 4 Stars!

 

 

 

7/28/14: The Big Lebowski

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[The Dude] “Let me explain something to you, man, while I sip this Caucasian. Um, today, I am not Paulie. And I’m sure as Hell not Mr. Marino. Today, I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or, uh, El Dude-Marino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing. Back in Waterbury, there was this friend of mine… a fella I wanna tell ya about, man. Fella by the name of Dave Biello, man. Now this story I’m about to unfold took place back in 1983 when I was first got married & we lived in the 2nd floor apartment of a Victorian. Dave was a huge Deadhead, a good man. He was one of us. Even if he drank too much. He was a lot of fun, man, until the end of the night when he was drunk & belligerent. Most of the time he was a pacifist. But not at the end of the night, man. That’s when we all used to call him The Monster. If he fell asleep, ‘Don’t wake up the monster, man!’. One night after a party in our apartment, The Monster fell asleep on the sofa. I woke up around 3:00 a.m. to some rumbling in the living room, ya know, man? Dave had his weiner out, a window to the porch open, and he was babbling about the toilet. Well to Hell with that, man! I woke The Monster; and stopped him from peeing out onto the porch. Instead, he peed on my rug! The Monster peed on The Dude’s rug. On 11/3/07, Dave died of a heart attack & 3 days later we committed his final mortal remains to the earth which he loved so well.” You know, man, I was watching Beauty & the Beast the other day & thinkin’: We were kinda afraid The Monster back then, but what really sucks is “no one pees on El Dude-Marino’s rug anymore! [Normal voice] Good night, Little Prince.

Jeff Bridges, the voice of The Aviator in Mark Osborne’s 2015 animated feature, The Little Prince, stars as The Dude, in The Coen Brothers The Big Lebowski. The Dude, a slacker who loves to party & go bowling, has disavowed his given name, Jeffrey Lebowski. One day, he’s mistaken for the rich paraplegic, Jeffrey ‘The Big’ Lebowski (David Huddleston) who owes someone a lot of money. The Dude is roughed up to expedite the payment & one of the Thugs, the Chinaman Woo (Philip Moon), pees on his rug. The Dude’s best friends are his bowling teammates, very bi-polar & hilarious Walter (John Goodman) and dim-witted Donny (Steve Buschemi). The story is told by The Stranger (Sam Elliott). Julianne Moore & Philip Seymour Hoffman are fantastic as The Big Lebowski’s daughter, Maude, an artist who paints in the nude, and Brandt, his sycophantic assistant.

The Big Lebowski received no Oscar nominations. The Coens have many & 4 wins; plus 2 nominations as Roderick Jaynes, their Film Editor pseudonym. Other siblings in the movie industry who’ve worked together on films include: The Dude himself, Jeff Bridges & his brother Beau (The Fabulous Baker Boys); Charlie Sheen & Emilio Estevez (Young Guns and Men at Work); Casey & Ben Affleck (Gone Baby Gone and Good Will Hunting); Walt & Roy O. Disney worked on 6 films together including Steamboat Willie; Jake Gyllenhaal was Donnie Darko and Maggie played his sister; Francis Ford Coppola’s sister is Talia Shire (Connie in the Godfather trilogy); The Marxes were Brothers. The Coens are the best director brothers, but Andy & Larry Wachowski (The Matrix) are the most interesting. In 2008, Larry became Lana. Oh, and the Kaufman twins, Charlie & Donald, nominated for their Screenplay Adaptation for Adaptation. in 2003 at the 75th Oscars. But Donald doesn’t exist. Charlie wrote him. That’s the Academy’s tale of mistaken identity; and at the end of this Blog, you’ll find the trailer for The Coen Brothers’ tale of mistaken identity, The Big Lebowski. 4 Stars!

 

7/25/14: Amadeus (9/19/14)

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Some of you know how much I love Jerry Garcia. On 4/23/77, [reverently] “he came…to the Springfield Civic Center. That night…changed my life. I was quite immobile – in a sling with my left arm badly broken & my left shoulder shattered. Everyone else was dancing wildly. On the stage, he looked like nothing, wearing a black t-shirt & brown corduroys. The lights…were simple, almost comic: Like a rusty squeezebox. When the music started, it was just a pulse – bass & rhythm section. Then suddenly – high above it – lead guitar, a single note, hanging there unwavering, until Jerry’s vocals took over & sweetened it into a phrase of such delight! This was no performance by an aging hippie! This was a music I’d never heard; filled with such longing, such unfulfillable longing, it made me tremble. It seemed to me that I was hearing the very voice of God.” And I went on “searching for the sound”, seeing shows by the Grateful Dead and the Jerry Band whenever possible; a total of [slowly] 115 more times; the last on 6/25/95 – RFK Stadium. Then, on 8/9/95, “that fateful day”: “The day…the music…died!” It all ended. Cindy called me at The Hartford and told me to sit down. She said, “Jerry died!”. My response was, “Jerry who?” And then it hit me. It’s impossible to describe how traumatic it was! “I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror & were silenced.” Our connection was so close though I never met this genius that I felt certain in the days to come that it was my fault. I was not trying to be my best & this was my punishment. “Alas, poor Jerry, I knew him, Horatio!” “Jerryyyyy! Jerry, I confess, I killed you! Forgive me, Jerry!”

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Music is like no other art form. For those of us of a certain mentality, it can drive you crazy. And that’s one of the themes Miloš Forman explores in Amadeus. F. Murray Abraham is composer Antonio Salieri in an insane asylum in 1823 telling Father Vogler (Richard Frank) the story of his relationship with Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (Tom Hulce), that began more than 40 years earlier. He’s was put in the asylum relatively recently because he blames himself for Mozart’s death and, as a result, tried to commit suicide. Salieri is simultaneously obsessively jealous of & sycophantically in awe of Wolfgang & his music. Hulce was nominated for Best Actor in 1985 at the 57th Academy Awards; Abraham took home the Oscar. 2 more great performances: Elizabeth Berridge as Stanze, Mozart’s wife; and Jeffrey Jones as Emperor Joseph.

 

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Amadeus was nominated for 9 additional Oscars, winning 7 of them, including Best Director and Picture. Best Picture was presented by a 77 year old Sir Laurence Olivier who, beginning to show signs of dementia, opened the envelope & read the winner but not the nominees. Although music crucial to the picture, it was not nominated for Best Song or Original Score. Because, of course, the score – the music which accompanies the action & sets the mood for the film, or in this case drives the action & mood – is not original; much of it is Mozart; a bit Salieri. Amadeus’ soundtrack is fantastic. A film’s soundtrack differs from its score in that the soundtrack is a product that accompanies the film for independent or packaged sale, consisting of some or all of its music. These days, soundtracks are sold on CD. The first soundtrack was a package of 78 RPM records of the music of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. All but 2 tracks of Amadeus’ 2 CD Soundtrack LP are Mozart. So watch the trailer below then add the movie to your Netflix Queue.  4 Stars! “Well, there it is.” http://www.hark.com/clips/jfkwbnrbhh-laughing

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7/22/14: Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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[Python] Greetings. “I’m Sir Paulie the Blog, Knight of the Computer Table. And this is my coconut horse, Sir Bryan.” On 8/24/09, I was slicing potatoes on a mandoline without the guard on when, whoosh, my left middle finger was 1/8” shorter & spraying blood like Trevi Fountain. ‘This is bad.’, I thought, and my wife Cindy [Female Python] ‘Let’s go to the ER!’. [Python] “‘Tis but a scratch!’”, and off to the bathroom for [pick up] the electrical tape tourniquet while she finished preparing lunch. After a movie on DVD, I opened a 2nd bottle of wine & it burst open again. “‘I’ve had worse!’”, I told her as I re-tourniqueted. 4.5 hours & 3 bottles of wine after the original injury, I reached into the bookshelf for our 3rd DVD and, although nothing touched that finger, it was back to Trevi Fountain. “It’s just a flesh wound.” But she’d have no part of it. After just 5 minutes in the waiting room, a nurse came in with a chart. “‘Take me! Take me!’”, and she did. I told Dr. Palin how busy I was while he sealed the wound & when he was done, he said, [baritone] “‘Cindy, make sure Prince Charming over here doesn’t leave this room until I come & get him.’ [Female Python] ‘Not to leave the room. Even if you come and get him.’ [Baritone] ‘No, no. Until I come & get him.’ [Female Python] ‘I don’t need to do anything, apart from, uh, um…’ [Baritone] ‘Look, it’s quite simple. You just stay here & make sure he doesn’t leave the room.’ [Female Python] ‘Prince Charming, you mean?’ [Baritone] ‘Yes.’ [Python] ‘‘But you already fixed the bloody flesh wound!’ [Baritone] ‘Yes, but there’s a 90000 pence charge for the service.’” [Python] I put it on my American Express and, as you can see, “I got better.”

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[Normal] I know what you’re thinkin’, [Python] “‘What an eccentric performance!’” [Normal] Well, Monty Python called it quits as a comedy troupe on 7/23/14, so I felt it was appropriate to honor them in this way. Terry Gilliam & Terry Jones’ 1975 Classic, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, stars the entire ensemble (Gilliam & Jones, Michael Palin, Eric Idle, John Cleese & the late Graham Chapman) at their unique, live action & low-speed animation best. They’re King Arthur & his Knights of the Round Table on a quest from a cynical God for The Holy Grail. The Pythons share the writing credits & all play multiple roles in this timeless spoof of Christianity, Arthurian legend, logic, science, history,…everything!

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This beloved comedy’s 97 Rotten Tomatoes speaks volumes. But without the best selling album ever at the time – Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon – it might never have been released. The band members were such fans of the ensemble that some of the profits from the record were invested in The Holy Grail. Scores of great motion pictures starred an ensemble cast, meaning there is no true male and/or female lead. The first known ensemble cast movie, D.W. Griffith’s 3¼ hour silent epic, Intolerance: Loves Struggle Throughout the Ages, from 1916 tells 4 interwoven tales. Most ensembles, like the Pythons in The Holy Grail, have a common goal: 12 Angry Men; Pulp Fiction; The Breakfast Club; American Graffiti; The Poseidon Adventure; Murder by Death; Flatliners; GoodFellas; and The Lord of the Rings trilogy to name a few. But the most interesting use of an ensemble cast is when their lives connect as the plot unfolds, as in: Intolerance; Crash; Babel; and Stephen Daldry’s The Hours which you’ll find my Blog of here along with Pulp Fiction, The Breakfast Club and American Graffiti. [Python] Now, as your champion, I demand your enthusiastic approval of & attention to Terrys Gilliam & Jones’ Monty Python and the Holy Grail which you may behold by clicking the link below! 4 Stars!

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7/18/14: The Breakfast Club

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Growing up & still to this day, one of my best friends, is my true cousin Frank, 3 years my junior. If you’ve never heard the term, a true cousin is one with whom you’re a cousin from both parental sides, and the relationship is a closer blood-line than half-siblings. To be clear, my Mom & Frank’s dad, Uncle Freddie, were brother & sister; and my Dad & Frank’s mom, Aunt Rosie, were also brother & sister. Fred & Rose had two boys: Danny is 2 years the elder. He’s an anesthesiologist who was spoiled & cruel as a boy. [Monty Python voice] “He got better.” [Andy the Jock] When Frankie was 8, a major family scandal ensued when “Danny duct taped Frankie to the dogwood tree in the front yard; across his forehead, mouth, chest, abdomen & legs. He left him there for over an hour, until Uncle Freddie got home & found him like that. When Freddie pulled the tape off, a big chunk of Frank’s hair came off & some…some skin, too. And the bizarre thing is that Danny did it for his mother. He tortured this poor kid because he wanted her to see how competitive he was. Rosie was always going off about how Danny was going to go to medical school. When I heard about it, all I could think about was Frankie & the humiliation he must have felt. And Uncle Freddie & Aunt Rosie’s friggin’ humiliation over a totally misconstrued attitude to ‘Win! Win! Win!’” [Normal] Danny & Frankie get along famously now and Dr. Dan is good man, husband & father. Kids do some strange things to impress their parents, I guess; to try to close the natural generation gap.

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John Hughes’ vastly academically underrated 1985 dramedy explores that theme. I say vastly underrated because the link to the following YouTube lists it’s scholarly accolades: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOlh-g2dxrI. Want me to repeat ‘em? No Oscar nominations; no Golden Globe nominations; no American Film Institute listings (though it was nominated thrice); nothing! Except a huge cult following & 91 Rotten Tomatoes. Its ensemble cast – Anthony Michael Hall as Brian, the brain; Emilio Estevez as Andy, the athlete; Ally Sheedy as Allison, the basket case; Molly Ringwold as Claire, the princess; and Judd Nelson as Bender, the criminal – who seemingly have nothing in common learn they have everything in common while on detention on Saturday March 24, 1984 in the Shermer (IL) High School Library under the watch of the bitter Assistant Principal Dick Vernon (Paul Gleason). Hughes cameos as Brian’s Father in an uncredited role.

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Hughes had The Breakfast Club ad-lib the entire library scene where they reveal why they got detention. Some other iconic cinematic ad-libs: Indiana’s shooting of the ninja in Raiders; over half of Sgt. Hartman’s lines in Full Metal Jacket were ad-libbed; “Warriors, come out to play-ay!”; the screenplay read “Leave the gun.” Richard Castellano as Clemenza added “Take the cannolis.”; remember when Chief Brody tells Quint, “You’re gonna need a bigger boat.” in Jaws; “Heeerrre’s Johnny!”; “I’m walkin’ he-ya!” was the result of a NYC cabbie ignoring the street closed for filming sign during Midnight Cowboy; DeNiro’s entire mirror soliloquy in Taxi Driver including, of course, “You talkin’ to me?”; and when Stanley told Malcolm McDowell to ad-lib during the rape scene of A Clockwork Orange, the world got the “I’m singin’ in the rain!” kick in the head! And yes, guys, there are a number of other ad-libs in John Hughes’ The Breakfast Club but revealing them would be something of a spoiler. So watch the trailer for this great cult Classic below, then add it to your Netflix Queue; but “don’t you forget about me”! 4 Stars!

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6/28/14: Pretty Woman (1990)

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Remember how long I was gone last year for Summer vacation. Did you miss me? I sure missed you guys. When I first booked the trip & told my wife about, she was a Pretty excited Woman. ‘Cin, I just booked a vacation. “We’re gonna be in New Smyrna Beach FL from 6/27-7/15.’ ‘Really?’, she said. ‘Yes. Would you consider spending 19 days there with me?’ ‘Okay but you have to be at my beck & call.’ ‘I’d love to be your beck & call girl.’, I replied. ‘But we’re gonna need a lot of spending money.’, she responded/ ‘Alright, give me a ballpark figure. How much will we need?’ ‘18 nights, 19 days. 4000.’ ‘18 nights at $100 per night is $1800.’ ‘You’re gonna wanna party during the day too. You know how you love Chases Tiki Bar!’ ‘2000.’ ‘3000.’, she countered. ‘Done!’ ‘Oh my God! Hahahaha! But I gotta get some clothes for the vacation.’ ‘ Okay, and bring back travelers checks.’” ‘Don’t’ you remember what your oldest brother John told you about traveler’s checks?’ ‘No, remind me.’ ‘When he flew your Dad to his house in FL when he was 90, John asked him if he needed get travelers checks, and Dad said, ‘I stopped using them. They’re too old fashioned.’ Needless to say, we brought the travelers checks. To me, “a retired business analyst living mainly on a pension”, financial security is very much like a classic movie. Both are very beautiful. “And it’s very difficult to let go of something so beautiful”, something I do specifically for the Pretty Woman that I married 30 years ago. But sometimes you have to. I quit AAA so I won’t be getting them any longer.

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While we were there, I prepared to host Garry Marshall’s 1990 romantic comedy Pretty Woman. It stars Richard Gere as Edward Lewis, a filthy rich New York City corporate raider in L.A. to purchase a large, financially unstable company that he plans to break up & sell off in parts ala Gordon Gekko. In New York, he only travels by limo and, as a result, he can barely drive a standard & his sense of direction is terrible. He gets lost in L.A. on his way to the Beverly Wilshire Hotel and ends up in the red-light section of Hollywood Blvd. where he asks Vivian (Julia Roberts), a hooker, for directions. Roberts was nominated for Best Actress, Pretty Woman’s only Oscar nomination at the 63rd Academy Awards. She agrees to bring Edward there personally for $20 & his romance w/ the Pretty Woman begins. Watch for great performances by Jason Alexander as Edward’s self-absorbed lawyer Philip Stuckey, and Hector Elizondo as Barney Thompson, the Wilshire’s GM.

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The opera Edward takes Vivian to see is La Traviata (The Woman Who Strayed), the story of a prostitute who falls in love with a rich man. It’s a play within a play, a plot technique where a segment or scene from a different piece is performed for the characters. It’s often used to parallel the action or symbolize what’s happening to the characters. Hamlet has the most known example. He says, “The play’s the thing wherein I shall catch the conscious of the King” expecting his uncle, King Claudius’ reaction will prove he murdered Hamlet’s father. Adaptation. and The French Lieutenant’s Woman are 2 great films that take place essentially within other pieces, a book & a movie respectively. Woody Allen invites us to watch as Cecilia (Mia Farrow) goes to see The Purple Rose of Cairo over & over until Jeff Daniels’ character comes off the screen to talk to her. And it’s kinda what I do here. Think about it. “So welcome to A Life Wasted on Jerry! What’s your dream? Everybody comes here! This is my Blog: Land of dreams. Some dreams come true, some don’t; but keep on dreamin’. This is A Life Wasted on Jerry. Always time to dream! Now watch click the link below & dream about Garry Marshall’s Pretty Woman.”

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